Bonnie/Stories
When Light saves a forest sprite named Bonnie from a horde of monsters, she quickly becomes infatuated with him. Stella invites her to join their party afterward, to Light's dismay.
Light: The sheer magnitude of this forest never fails to amaze me.
Light: It's a shame that more people don't live here.
Alk: Now that I think about it, wasn't Regitare the one who taught Challua how to speak?
Alk: I wonder if he taught anyone else.
Light: I doubt there are many here who would need to be taught—
Light: Wait. Do you hear something?
???: Get away from me!
Light: Someone's in trouble!
Alk: H-hey, wait up!
Light: Not on my watch!
Light: Are you okay?
Bonnie: You... save me?
Light: Wait... Are you not human?
Bonnie: You can talk too! Are you sprite?
Light: I, er, not exactly. More importantly, are the—
Bonnie: Fluffy sprite! Fluffy, fuzzy, wuzzy sprite!
Bonnie: Monsters, no problem!
Bonnie: Take this! Honeybee Needle!
Alk: Uh... What's going on here?
Light: ...Her name is Bonnie, apparently. I guess she didn't need my help.
Bonnie: I like Light! Let me join you!
Bonnie: I can use language too! Just like sprites! It's fun!
Light: Yeah, so... just let her down gently, would you?
Stella: You're welcome to join us, Bonnie.
Light: S-Stella?!
Light: L-let's think this through! She's a fiend!
Light: Not her appearance, but rather—
Bonnie: I love you, Light! Let's have babies!
Light: Like I said, how would that even work?!
Alk: Nature... finds a way?
Stella: Welcome to the team.
Bonnie: Thanks for having me!
Bonnie becomes worried about Light, who has fallen ill. She hastily leaves Starview on a quest to find something tasty and nutritious to bring him back to health.
Light: *cough* *hack* Sorry you had to... see me in this *cough* sorry state.
Alk: Hey, nobody's impervious to a cold— not even a champion. Just focus on getting some rest for now, okay?
Light: I'll have you know that *cough* I NEVER caught a cold in my original form.
Light: I don't like it, this feeling of weakness.
Alk: Yeah, well... You've got a major fever, so I'm not surprised.
Alk: I'll make you something nutritious to eat, so just rest easy—
Bonnie: LIGHT! ARE YOU ALIVE?!
Alk: Oh, uh, Bonnie! Shh... Inside voices.
Bonnie: IS HE DEAD?! MY POOR, POOR, LIGHT!
Alk: ...Calm down, he's alive.
Bonnie: W-will he be okay?! W-will he DIE?
Light: Bonnie... Is that you?
Light: I'm fine, as you can *cough* see. It'll take much more than a mere cold to vanquish a champion, so…
Light: ...
Bonnie: He's dead.
Alk: He's just sleeping!
Bonnie: I'm worried...
Alk: Aww, he'll be fine. With a little rest, Light'll be back on his feet in no time.
Alk: We can help by making him something tasty and nutritious to eat in the meantime.
Bonnie: Tasty? Nutritious? I have an idea!
Bonnie: Wait here, Light! I'll save you!
Alk: Wait, where are you going?
Stella: Did you find her?
Alk: I looked around, but... nothing.
Alk: It's getting late, too. I just hope she didn't go anywhere too dangerous.
Alk: I'll make another round just in case, but you should probably watch over Light while I—
Alk: Bonnie!
Bonnie: I... I found it! Royal jelly!
Alk: Bonnie, you're hurt! And what in the world is royal jelly?
Bonnie: I'm fine! No worries! More important that you give this to Light!
Alk: ...Understood. We owe you one.
Light: Wait... What's this feeling? My strength... it's back!
Light: I'm all better!
Alk: Whoa. This stuff really IS amazing.
Bonnie: LIIIIIGHT! YOU'RE ALIIIIIVE!
Light: I feel so much lighter! Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie: Really? You're better now? You won't die?
Light: That's right.
Bonnie: Really? Can we have babies now?
Light: Yeah... I mean, NO! That's completely out of the cards!
Bonnie: Aww.
Bonnie: But I'm happy you're better now! That's most important.
Light: Thank you, Bonnie. And sorry for worrying you.
Alk: Isn't that nice, Bonnie?
Bonnie: Yeah! Light will grow up to be big and strong!
Bonnie: ...Perfect for making babies.